Top Ten Quotes of the Last few weeks from the pookies . . .
10. O: "Daddy, Home. Daddy, Home. Daddy, Home."
9. O: "Uh oh, hot poop."
8. E: "Mommy, when you don't get it right the first time, you can't just quit." (I was driving)
7. E: "We're at Walmart, where are the fudgeballs?" (I got lost - see above quote and nearly dropped the F-bomb. I covered it up with fudgeballs. She is ALWAYS listening."
6. PaPa: "O, who is your boyfriend?" O: "pat-rick"
5. E: "Mommy, are these frickin noodles?" (two months ago I told her to eat her fricken noodles)
4. E: "Mommy I'll give you two choices, you can give me gummies or candy." (I usually give her two choices - one good and one awful to persuade her into making the choice I want her to.)
3. E: "Mommy, the doughnuts are right over there. Jadyn likes doughnuts. If she wanted to eat those doughnuts at Mema's house, I would eat them to because I am her friend."
2. E: "Mommy, thats the last zuzu pet baby. It is all alone without a Mommy. We have to take it home to Daisy - she can be her Mommy."
1. E: "Ever since you had THAT baby, I only get one arm."
I suppose if the worst thing she says is Fudgeball and Frickin then we are okay!!!! I do fear for the number of ZuZu pets that you will be forced to purchase.
ReplyDeleteThese are HILARIOUS! Good mommy for writing them down!
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